February 22nd 2016
Let’s take a mandatory moment to appreciate a few of Tinder’s treasures.
And his backwards approach to love.
Quick shout out to my friends for their fantastic contributions.
And an even bigger shout out to YOU for being a fellow participant in viewing these pause-worthy profiles with me.
Tanner and Olive present:
Have you heard of Trevor?
He’s sweet, fashionable and most importantly:
…Maybe even a little too honest…
Then there’s Wanda.
She’s edgy, enjoys basking in the sun…though some people DO describe her as a little rough around the edges…
But the good news is.
Nick’s nothing like that.
But not Tyler.
No, Tyler likes the fast life. The adventurous life. One filled with laughter, love, sunglasses from Walgreens and of course, document-worthy trips.
Which reminds me of Richard, who also enjoys the scenic outdoors.
But, Richard likes to take things to new heights.
Even before sandals.
Junior seems friendly, and I sense an animalistic twist to him too, topped with a side of unparalleled eye contact.
Also, there’s something about
I think it’s because he goes through such extreme, paint-tool lengths to stand out in a crowd:
Andrew on the other hand…
But nothing beats Barbara. Her enthusiasm stuns, her pearl earrings RADIATE “best-in-class beau”! Not to mention, she’s extremely…mature…for her age.
But if a poet is more your jam, swipe right AS HARD AS YOU CAN on Zach.
Because he means what he says.
Especially in food format:
Or if trustworthy profiles are what you’re after, look no farther than Joseph’s illegally-downloaded profile pic!
And then make a hard stop at Axel’s undeniable authenticity, because bathroom breaks are what he does best.
AND THAT’S JUST RARE.
And there you have it, 13 tinder treasures to brighten your mood and enlighten your day.
Additionally, here’s an unprompted, out-of-context snap chat of a banana eating banana bread.
Boo things and Toni Braxton,