In Response To Your Quote On Instagram

March 28th 2014


That’s some real shit.

 But not as real as when you put them into goddamn WORDS.


 Wait for it.


Nothing personal.

Nothing personal.


Thing is.

I scroll through a lot of shit.

 Instagram being one of them.

 And these days I’ve been seeing an absurd frequency of straight up quotes.

 A nice replacement to the half-hand/Starbucks combo.

Thank god for this update.

Thank god for this update.


And what I like to call the “unwarranted nail polish claw.”

Make it stop.

So happy I’m in the loop.


 But lately I started to notice a trend…

…A weird one.

 That people were posting a lot of quotes.

 Some that were quite meaningful. And some that were quite nice.

Straight up lovely.



But others that made me feel a little uncomfy. And a little weird. And I have compiled (and responded) to them below.

 Olive and Charlie present:

In Response To Your Quote On Instagram

Here we go.

 1. Shoutout to the passive aggressive and paranoid.

Team player in da house.

Team player in da house.



2.  Nothin like a fresh perspective:






3. The girlfriend who has definitely moved on. Definitely.

So not dwelling then.

So not dwelling then.

4.  The girl who goes the extra mile to design exactly what she doesn’t have a tolerance for.

I think if you were to look at a picture of a monkey candooling a banana, you'd feel different. See below.

I think if you were to look at a picture of a zoo monkey candooling a banana, you’d definitely change your mind. See below.





5. The individual with the rogue…rogue advice.


Glad we touched base.

I’m gonna…not….


6. The person who just straight up speaks the truth.




Fair enough.



7. That person who is truly IS struggling the most. 

Hard life.

I’m so sorry for your hardships.


8. The mathematician

That's the spirit.

That’s the spirit.



9. The chick who has really obscure standards for men.

Here’s what she says:

you deserve

…And here’s what she means:

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10. The person who just can’t handle this break up right now.

(And what I have to say back to them)

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And finally. I’ll leave you with these gems:




mickey ds





Thanks for instagramming, tweeting, and emotioning everyone.

I can’t even put into words what this means to me.

But you can.

Follow my weirdness on instagram here.