My Humorous Halloween With The Pope, A Polar Bear & Harry Potter
November 3rd 2015
Story originally written and experienced October 24th 2015 and October 31st 2015
Never be yourself.
At least not on Halloween.
It’s a mantra I’ve abided by for the last 26 years.
Proof.
And I don’t plan on stoppin now.
Proof again.
I did a lot of things this Halloween.
One involving ridiculously fantastic dogs—a lot of them—at a costume parade just a handful of blocks away from my apartment. At Tomkins Square Park. For pups.
Silvia, Megan and I went:
Action shot.
Buttoned up our transeasonal coats and visited every canine we possible could:
He was…a little crabby…
“His name is Timmy!” ….
Taco to go:
The trifecta.
All hail the king.
Hair of the dog.
“Waldo! I was just looking for you!”
A gentleman and a scholar.
“Every little ting, IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT.”
The mousy type.
PUP FRANCIS!
Puplo Escobark.
0O0O0O0O0O she’s a lady!
They worked it out.
She’s on a boat.
Something’s fishy around here…
Skank.
You heard me.
Pizza delivery.
Someone’s quieroing Taco Bell.
And the sorting hat has decided…
GRYFFFFINDORRRR!
He’s a ginger.
Officially on Chewbacca’s territory.
Be afraid. Be very, afraid.
Say cheese.
Shout out to Gwen Stefani for teaching me how to spell bananana.
And a side of bacon.
Bow down, bitches.
Marrrryyyy had a little la…mby dog type..thing.
He who shall not be named.
Like.
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA BULL DOG!
Yoda, he is.
Just happy to be here.
But my Halloween absurdness didn’t stop there.
Just one week later.
The celebrations effortlessly continued when Penny Erikson paid me a valiant visit. Dressed as a bear. And destined for debauchery.
Which made 2 of us:
Pawesome times.
Our outfit selection for Halloweekend was decided on 3 things:
1. We liked the hats.
2. We liked that the hats were cheap.
3. We liked that the hats were cheap, the hit of the party, passed on to friends and best yet, traded in for other things like:
Whiskey.
Doctor’s orders.
Stethoscopes.
Getting nosy.
Spectacles.
I see you, baby.
A best bud named Buzz:
She comes in peace.
And most importantly:
PUP FRANCIS!
Still not over it.
Apologies to this stranger for screaming on the street whenst we saw you and forcing you to take this picture with us.
Bye.
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