My Humorous Halloween With The Pope, A Polar Bear & Harry Potter
November 3rd 2015
Story originally written and experienced October 24th 2015 and October 31st 2015
Never be yourself.
At least not on Halloween.
It’s a mantra I’ve abided by for the last 26 years.
And I don’t plan on stoppin now.
I did a lot of things this Halloween.
One involving ridiculously fantastic dogs—a lot of them—at a costume parade just a handful of blocks away from my apartment. At Tomkins Square Park. For pups.
Silvia, Megan and I went:
Buttoned up our transeasonal coats and visited every canine we possible could:
Taco to go:
But my Halloween absurdness didn’t stop there.
Just one week later.
The celebrations effortlessly continued when Penny Erikson paid me a valiant visit. Dressed as a bear. And destined for debauchery.
Which made 2 of us:
Our outfit selection for Halloweekend was decided on 3 things:
1. We liked the hats.
2. We liked that the hats were cheap.
3. We liked that the hats were cheap, the hit of the party, passed on to friends and best yet, traded in for other things like:
Whiskey.
Stethoscopes.
Spectacles.
A best bud named Buzz:
And most importantly:

Apologies to this stranger for screaming on the street whenst we saw you and forcing you to take this picture with us.
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