June 17th 2014
It’s time to kick some ASS.
And some balls…
…And apparently some people:
And speaking of people, here are 6 more categories of characters you’re just going to damn see during this batshit season of celebratory madness:
6 People You Witness During The World Cup
1. Epic fans
These festive devotees go all fucking out showcasing their zesty support in a variety of kickass ways. Such as:
Straight bibbing it via national flag:
One upping every basic chant near and far:
Throwing on a little make up for the occasion:
Or just simply, being themselves:
2. A Lover’s Quarrel With The Ref
3. Foul Ballers
4. Racist Assholes
Thing is. You think your friends are semi-decent human beings.
..Until you flip the fucking channel to the World Cup, feed them a beer, maybe some chips and catch them in the heat of the moment screaming shit at the TV like
And Africa’s just like
5. A Steamy Lineup
Whether you’re a dude or a chick. You can’t deny the instant respect (amongst other things) you feel whenst purposely staring at washboard abs and perfectly chiseled legs running rampant across the field for 90 + minutes:
6. Raging Celebrators
In case you you can’t remember who you forgot to put on the invite list for your potluck fest this weekend. It’s probably these guys:
THROW YO HANDS UP and:
The solo act:
The pregnant one:
And there you have it. 6 people to notice, respect and potentially avoid…
And in the meantime, game ON.
And of course.