June 17th 2015
WHO’S YA DADDY?!
Don’t answer that.
Just breaking the ice.
Dad’s day is just around the river bend and chances are great your Father figure deserves something freakin fantastic.
Like power tools:
Or a donut:
Not every dad deserves these things.
And I think you’ll agree.
Here’s what I mean:
4 Dad’s That Probably Don’t Deserve Dad’s Day Gifts
1. Walter White
True, this dad from the show Breaking Bad made a general effort to snack with his breakfast-obsessed kiddo on reg:
Dually indulging in deep conversations:
Cooking mass amounts of meth on the side.
Jeopardizing the safety of his family.
And claiming shit like:
And worst of all, wasting a perfectly good pizza!
And for that? I say his pancake-induced son should forget the gift, and spend the extra money on classy maple syrup or fresh squeezed OJ or just a lot more bacon:
2. Dr. Evil
In addition to the fact he’s got the word evil as a legalized last name, this subpar faja has also been exposed on Jerry Springer by his biological son for his dramatic, dramatic ways:
Chosen a mini me to spite him as an easy replacement:
And attempted to make up for it with genuinely uncomfortable gestures:
Ditch him. And his gift.
3. Darth Vader
The post games it by telling them:
And wraps up the convo by being like:
He’s the worst.
4. This Guy
And there you have it. Four Father’s that should probably get recliner privileges revoked, steak served cold and remote control placed in a hidden abyss.
But for all the other champion-esque parents?
This is for you: