17 Ridiculous Graphs That Explain Everything

August 12th 2014

I like people.

Especially the ones who say funny shit.

A solid update.

Not too much to ask.

And even better.

Do funny shit.

Like it.

Like it.

 

Or this:

Love it.

Love it. 

And of course this:

Want some more of it.

Want some more of it.

 

And sometimes.

These ridiculous fools take this hilarity to a mathematical/philosophical/drunk level that we can all fucking enjoy:

Go home LiLo you're drunk.

Go home LiLo you’re drunk.

 

And SOMETIMES.

They come in the form of graphs.

Behold:

17 Ridiculous Graphs That Explain Just About Everything

Like.

The indecisive behavior of steaming hot beverages:

coffee graph

$4.33 well spent.

 

 

Dietary clarifications:

Close enough.

Touche.

 

 

Reassurance that Meat Loaf’s love boundaries haven’t changed since 1993:

meatloaf chart

 

 

 

Defining the true meaning of chores:

clean my room graph

“Sorry. Can’t go out. Constructing a castle out of 64 free keychains I just found.”

Clarifications on how Mulan prepped for her Hun encounter:

Got it.

Got it.

 

 

Relationship insight for men near and far:

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A heads up about your printer’s game plan for general eternity:

printer graph

Thanks.

An FYI as to where the party’s at:

plaecs it's going down graph

A sure-fire route on how to kick ass at life:

Looks about right.

Looks about right.

 

 

Everything you need to know about the Macarena song:

macarena chart

 

 

General reminders that timing is everything:

pee chart

Noted.

 

 

A heads up to where you should post shit you want zero recognition for:

myspace graph

Comfort in knowing your browser will keep a permanent log of your grammatical infidelities:

misspelling graph

 

 

An accurate record of quality communication today:

 

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A back-pocket reference the next time you invite Lady Gaga to a neighborhood BBQ:

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 A fool proof way to master any karaoke sesh:

pop song chart

And of course, a solid reminder that there might just be someone on planet earth who gives less fucks than just about everyone:

shame chart

Oops.

Peace.

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