13 Halloween Costumes That Are So Wrong, Yet So Right

October 31st 2014

Be yourself.

Except don’t.

Because it’s Halloween.

And it’s not fuckin allowed.

Yeah yeah I already told them B.

Yeah yeah I already told them B.

 

Here’s the thing.

Some people dress up.

And some people don’t.

But.

That doesn’t change the fact that no matter WHAT Halloween hop you attend, watching a jiving zebra rally a dance circle:

Talk about a "wild" night.

For example.

 

Will always be fucking funny.

Called it.

Called it.

 

But that formula doesn’t stand true for all things.

No no. Whilst the combination of ridiculous attire, bottomless boozin and bad decisions may seemingly warrant a good laugh.

Jumping the gun there Cee-lo.

Jumpin the gun there Cee-lo.

 

There are some costume choices that are classy hybrid of both funny and fucked up.

Which is why I bring you:

13 Halloween Costumes That Are So Wrong, Yet So Right

1. The Animal lover

"So no, I haven't invited Pete to my family farm yet."

“So no, I haven’t invited Pete to my family farm yet.”

 

2. The Fast Food Phenom

"Yeah she looks the same in person."

“Yeah she looks the same in person.”

3. The Historical Ho

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Like a mirror image of each other.

 

4. The Absolute Wreck

Or should I say "Wrecking Ball"...

Or should I say “Wrecking Ball”…

 

5. The Guy Who Really Apply-ances Himself

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Yeah he just popped up out of nowhere. 

6. The Girl Who Grew Up Too Fast

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Benjamin Button? Is that you? 

 

7. The Garage Sale Guru

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Thank god I never got rid of any of this stuff.

 

8. The Absolute Genie-us

Can do, Pablo.

Can do, Pablo.

 

 

9.  The “Yeah I’ll take the lobster”

Things were going great when suddenly.

Yeah their entree portions were small.

 

 

10. The Rescue Dog

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On my way.

 

 

11. The Guy Who Just Feels Trapped

Nothing brings me more amusement than knowing this guy paid his rent this month by posing for this picture.

Nothing brings me more amusement than knowing this guy paid his rent this month by posing for this picture.

 

 

12. The Guy Who Just Can’t Handle It

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Man down.

 

And finally.

The ever classic.

13. “Create Your Own.”

"I feel like a new man."

“I feel like a new man.”

 

And there you have it. 13 absurdly yet somewhat awesome ensembles that just feel so wrongly right.

Happy Halloween fools.

Here’s to hoping we’re all the weirdest versions of ourselves.

As usual.