October 31st 2014
Because it’s Halloween.
And it’s not fuckin allowed.
Here’s the thing.
Some people dress up.
And some people don’t.
That doesn’t change the fact that no matter WHAT Halloween hop you attend, watching a jiving zebra rally a dance circle:
Will always be fucking funny.
But that formula doesn’t stand true for all things.
No no. Whilst the combination of ridiculous attire, bottomless boozin and bad decisions may seemingly warrant a good laugh.
There are some costume choices that are classy hybrid of both funny and fucked up.
Which is why I bring you:
13 Halloween Costumes That Are So Wrong, Yet So Right
1. The Animal lover
2. The Fast Food Phenom
3. The Historical Ho
4. The Absolute Wreck
5. The Guy Who Really Apply-ances Himself
6. The Girl Who Grew Up Too Fast
7. The Garage Sale Guru
8. The Absolute Genie-us
9. The “Yeah I’ll take the lobster”
10. The Rescue Dog
11. The Guy Who Just Feels Trapped
12. The Guy Who Just Can’t Handle It
The ever classic.
13. “Create Your Own.”
And there you have it. 13 absurdly yet somewhat awesome ensembles that just feel so wrongly right.
Happy Halloween fools.
Here’s to hoping we’re all the weirdest versions of ourselves.